








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 228 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 59 matches | ||
| Wingman | 56 matches | ||
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2155 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,674 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 786 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1680 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 1291 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 917 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $849,139 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 78 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Atski | 46% | 37 |
| #10 | Tobba | 46% | 35 |
| #11 | NTHasu | 45% | 22 |
| #12 | affepoika | 45% | 53 |
| #13 | Rattle | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Viagraddict | 7 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | affepoika | 6 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | Filpsterr | 6 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | Atski | 3 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | KottKnäpparn | 3 | 0.0074 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | affepoika | 125 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | Viagraddict | 87 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | Filpsterr | 79 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | KottKnäpparn | 65 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | Atski | 62 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KottKnäpparn | +4.72 | 64 | 56 |
| #2 | Filpsterr | +2.64 | 71 | 62 |
| #3 | Munkken | +2.16 | 67 | 55 |
| #4 | PargasSimpen cs.money | +1.10 | 44 | 59 |
| #5 | NTHasu | +0.44 | 66 | 64 |





