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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 945 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 437 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 169 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9564 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,712 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3420 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4518 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3714 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4060 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,050,901 of utility $244 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 541 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | jk | 52% | 484 |
| #5 | Ydar | 49% | 92 |
| #6 | Rigatoni | 49% | 105 |
| #7 | Furry Destroyer. | 48% | 52 |
| #8 | irongecko | 45% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jk | +4.36 | 74 | 56 |
| #2 | Furry Destroyer. | +1.47 | 75 | 41 |
| #3 | BAKA | +1.23 | 69 | 60 |
| #4 | GoodManBlake | +0.28 | 61 | 54 |
| #5 | Rigatoni | -0.01 | 58 | 32 |





