








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 520 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 101 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2711 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,060 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 473 | 12% |
| Smokes | 1469 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 538 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 1580 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $804,244 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 88 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meekz Manny | 74% | 23 |
| #2 | DMODeejay | 70% | 27 |
| #3 | Instrium | 66% | 134 |
| #4 | Spice Tyson | 59% | 44 |
| #5 | That_Scrub | 55% | 226 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Instrium | 66% | 134 |
| #4 | Spice Tyson | 59% | 44 |
| #5 | That_Scrub | 55% | 226 |
| #6 | JCGamer | 55% | 53 |
| #7 | S0lu | 50% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | That_Scrub | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Instrium | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Spice Tyson | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | S0lu | 2 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | JCGamer | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JCGamer | 105 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | Instrium | 86 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #3 | That_Scrub | 19 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| #4 | DMODeejay | 15 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | Spice Tyson | 13 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meekz Manny | +10.38 | 99 | 43 |
| #2 | DMODeejay | +7.34 | 99 | 43 |
| #3 | Instrium | +6.77 | 98 | 63 |
| #4 | Spice Tyson | +6.18 | 99 | 33 |
| #5 | Whirlm | +1.16 | 84 | 35 |





