








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
95 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 493 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 60 | 12% |
| Smokes | 147 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 84 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 202 | 41% |
Our logs show you have wasted $23,853 of utility $47 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spice Tyson | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | Meekz Manny | 67% | 9 |
| #3 | JCGamer | 62% | 21 |
| #4 | Whirlm | 50% | 26 |
| #5 | That_Scrub | 48% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | That_Scrub | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | JCGamer | 1 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Meekz Manny | 1 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meekz Manny | +10.16 | 99 | 34 |
| #2 | Spice Tyson | +6.95 | 99 | 28 |
| #3 | Whirlm | +3.95 | 90 | 44 |
| #4 | That_Scrub | -2.95 | 41 | 32 |
| #5 | JCGamer | -3.33 | 37 | 57 |





