








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 496 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 151 matches | ||
| Faceit | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3210 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,931 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3217 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3192 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2967 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2555 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,474,791 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 98 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zeus | 63% | 24 |
| #2 | Lare | 52% | 62 |
| #3 | Criss de ptit batte | 50% | 24 |
| #4 | leo | 50% | 60 |
| #5 | K... | 50% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dark*tA*mEre* | 8 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | K... | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | qcmonetteqc | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | leo | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Lare | 3 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dark*tA*mEre* | 306 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #2 | K... | 171 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | leo | 160 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | Lare | 148 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | Tappz | 146 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zeus | +3.41 | 78 | 63 |
| #2 | leo | +2.97 | 73 | 53 |
| #3 | Why is this spicy? | +2.41 | 77 | 61 |
| #4 | Lare | +2.28 | 80 | 63 |
| #5 | Tappz | +2.27 | 74 | 62 |





