








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 252 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
962 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,714 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1642 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1298 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1345 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1429 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $178,133 of utility $67 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Continente | 53% | 15 |
| #2 | Mr. Happy | 52% | 25 |
| #3 | raquerson | 50% | 8 |
| #4 | 啊哈哈鸭 | 45% | 11 |
| #5 | . | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | 啊哈哈鸭 | 45% | 11 |
| #5 | . | 44% | 16 |
| #6 | Leo | 38% | 55 |
| #7 | Neves PvZ | 32% | 22 |
| #8 | OS COTAS- Orelhas^^ | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Happy | 5 | 0.0102 |
| #2 | Leo | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Neves PvZ | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Continente | 1 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | raquerson | 1 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leo | 192 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #2 | Mr. Happy | 128 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| #3 | raquerson | 45 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #4 | OS COTAS- Orelhas^^ | 36 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | . | 32 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OS COTAS- Orelhas^^ | +1.69 | 75 | 69 |
| #2 | Continente | +1.54 | 86 | 54 |
| #3 | Neves PvZ | +0.74 | 62 | 60 |
| #4 | raquerson | +0.19 | 50 | 64 |
| #5 | Leo | -0.12 | 34 | 55 |





