








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 800 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4736 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,074 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5161 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4926 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2651 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 4336 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,490,332 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 276 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gwv | 71% | 59 |
| #2 | .hEliuM | 69% | 26 |
| #3 | Bainio | 66% | 131 |
| #4 | cAlx | 66% | 389 |
| #5 | NMK | 63% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | NMK | 63% | 56 |
| #6 | Texet_Trust | 60% | 72 |
| #7 | daily | 59% | 101 |
| #8 | Azza | 51% | 92 |
| #9 | Alex, pro noob | 50% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cAlx | 12 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Gwv | 7 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | Azza | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Bainio | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | daily | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cAlx | 1223 | 0.16 | 33 min |
| #2 | Bainio | 385 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #3 | Texet_Trust | 376 | 0.25 | 9 min |
| #4 | NMK | 367 | 0.32 | 11 min |
| #5 | Gwv | 360 | 0.30 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gwv | +4.53 | 89 | 72 |
| #2 | Bainio | +3.49 | 88 | 63 |
| #3 | SWAT | +2.73 | 76 | 72 |
| #4 | daily | +1.73 | 90 | 68 |
| #5 | NMK | +1.40 | 75 | 71 |





