








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 540 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Premier | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2263 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,193 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1705 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1248 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1350 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1890 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $536,087 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SamBox. | 77% | 13 |
| #2 | cAlx | 76% | 87 |
| #3 | SWAT | 66% | 131 |
| #4 | Texet_Trust | 63% | 19 |
| #5 | Gwv | 56% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | SWAT | 66% | 131 |
| #4 | Texet_Trust | 63% | 19 |
| #5 | Gwv | 56% | 16 |
| #6 | daily | 53% | 15 |
| #7 | Azza | 50% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cAlx | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | SWAT | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #3 | Azza | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Gwv | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SWAT | 510 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #2 | cAlx | 261 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #3 | Texet_Trust | 123 | 0.30 | 3 min |
| #4 | Gwv | 98 | 0.29 | 3 min |
| #5 | Azza | 73 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bainio | +2.73 | 86 | 62 |
| #2 | SamBox. | +1.27 | 82 | 73 |
| #3 | SWAT | +1.18 | 73 | 71 |
| #4 | Gwv | +0.55 | 87 | 68 |
| #5 | cAlx | -0.15 | 57 | 68 |





