








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 139 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 232 matches | ||
| Wingman | 73 matches | ||
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Renown | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3259 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,345 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2702 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3133 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3865 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1645 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,837,359 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 74 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | badnews | 63% | 24 |
| #2 | kampynis | 53% | 81 |
| #3 | flop | 52% | 42 |
| #4 | Juzintu Berns | 51% | 154 |
| #5 | Azl | 51% | 168 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | tree | 48% | 103 |
| #10 | LiveTate | 44% | 50 |
| #11 | Desi Hasbik | 43% | 44 |
| #12 | Sleeping Hasbulla | 43% | 124 |
| #13 | bean | 34% | 131 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | badnews | +4.70 | 91 | 70 |
| #2 | Juzintu Berns | +3.20 | 71 | 65 |
| #3 | tree | +1.77 | 62 | 58 |
| #4 | Desi Hasbik | +1.72 | 75 | 60 |
| #5 | Elba dit Prettaboire | +1.69 | 61 | 77 |





