








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1124 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 559 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 237 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 145 matches | ||
| Wingman | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




461 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10702 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 40,223 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13591 | 34% |
| Smokes | 10392 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 8405 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 7835 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,672,258 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2046 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S1ghoul- | 53% | 110 |
| #2 | Bala12hun1 | 52% | 89 |
| #3 | Orbán Viktor OFFICIAL | 51% | 90 |
| #4 | 99% dominate enterlev | 48% | 61 |
| #5 | Gyo | 46% | 157 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Bala12hun1 | 52% | 89 |
| #3 | Orbán Viktor OFFICIAL | 51% | 90 |
| #4 | 99% dominate enterlev | 48% | 61 |
| #5 | Gyo | 46% | 157 |
| #6 | Szaniszló | 44% | 488 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Szaniszló | 226 | 0.0235 |
| #2 | S1ghoul- | 60 | 0.0282 |
| #3 | Orbán Viktor OFFICIAL | 49 | 0.0316 |
| #4 | Bala12hun1 | 34 | 0.0202 |
| #5 | 99% dominate enterlev | 33 | 0.0261 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Szaniszló | 1003 | 0.10 | 23 min |
| #2 | Orbán Viktor OFFICIAL | 206 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | S1ghoul- | 180 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | 99% dominate enterlev | 147 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | Bala12hun1 | 50 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S1ghoul- | +3.30 | 77 | 27 |
| #2 | 99% dominate enterlev | +2.29 | 78 | 45 |
| #3 | Orbán Viktor OFFICIAL | +1.39 | 79 | 41 |
| #4 | markush | +1.25 | 64 | 62 |
| #5 | Gyo | +0.91 | 58 | 30 |





