








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 250 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 56 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1262 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,363 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 360 | 15% |
| Smokes | 599 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 510 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 894 | 38% |
Our logs show you have wasted $853,317 of utility $255 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 98 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Szaniszló | 53% | 124 |
| #2 | markush | 52% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Szaniszló | 53% | 124 |
| #2 | markush | 52% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Szaniszló | 70 | 0.0299 |
| #2 | markush | 58 | 0.0346 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | markush | 364 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #2 | Szaniszló | 244 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | markush | +4.65 | 79 | 65 |
| #2 | Szaniszló | -0.39 | 52 | 63 |
| #3 | Bala12hun1 | -0.40 | 31 | 36 |





