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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 261 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 356 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 77 matches | ||
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




79 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4023 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,380 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1211 | 11% |
| Smokes | 2816 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2023 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 5330 | 47% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,020,967 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1633 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 330ml/s Beer chug | 49% | 49 |
| #2 | BLEACH_GUZZLER_98 | 49% | 78 |
| #3 | ⛤Seline⛤ | 48% | 65 |
| #4 | silly fella | 47% | 92 |
| #5 | freddy҉ ✨ | 44% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | BLEACH_GUZZLER_98 | 49% | 78 |
| #3 | ⛤Seline⛤ | 48% | 65 |
| #4 | silly fella | 47% | 92 |
| #5 | freddy҉ ✨ | 44% | 70 |
| #6 | jolly prochix | 40% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⛤Seline⛤ | 21 | 0.0161 |
| #2 | jolly prochix | 18 | 0.0174 |
| #3 | 330ml/s Beer chug | 13 | 0.0139 |
| #4 | freddy҉ ✨ | 10 | 0.0070 |
| #5 | silly fella | 5 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | silly fella | 221 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | 330ml/s Beer chug | 114 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | freddy҉ ✨ | 75 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | jolly prochix | 49 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | BLEACH_GUZZLER_98 | 47 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | freddy҉ ✨ | +1.44 | 73 | 29 |
| #2 | jolly bl1ss | +0.99 | 50 | 33 |
| #3 | BLEACH_GUZZLER_98 | +0.85 | 58 | 52 |
| #4 | jolly prochix | +0.09 | 57 | 22 |
| #5 | ⛤Seline⛤ | -0.41 | 57 | 1 |





