








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 164 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
798 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,984 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 852 | 29% |
| Smokes | 743 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 642 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 747 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $230,080 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 112 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | SPECTRE | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | Nayleev | 67% | 9 |
| #4 | REAMS | 67% | 9 |
| #5 | Nakes | 50% | 6 |
| #6 | Benjipops | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | REAMS | 25 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #2 | Benjipops | 25 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #3 | Nayleev | 18 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | Nakes | 14 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #5 | SPECTRE | 13 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nayleev | +4.02 | 82 | 57 |
| #2 | Nakes | +3.90 | 59 | 60 |
| #3 | Pipi | trading | +2.27 | 89 | 61 |
| #4 | Benjipops | +0.94 | 78 | 47 |
| #5 | SPECTRE | -0.52 | 48 | 60 |





