








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
258 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 770 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 276 | 36% |
| Smokes | 144 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 167 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 183 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $83,231 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frasse | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Gigachad | 100% | 2 |
| #3 | Ayes 00-04 | 100% | 3 |
| #4 | ArkenGAHD | 100% | 4 |
| #5 | Krezy | 83% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mingan | 1 | 0.0083 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lakiiluuk ツ | 33 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #2 | Krezy | 31 | 0.26 | 1 min |
| #3 | Fossi | 21 | 0.41 | 1 min |
| #4 | frasse | 19 | 0.41 | 0 min |
| #5 | waverB) | 18 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ArkenGAHD | +5.37 | 82 | 45 |
| #2 | Krezy | +5.14 | 59 | 84 |
| #3 | Fossi | +3.63 | 62 | 81 |
| #4 | Scruul | +3.55 | 86 | 74 |
| #5 | +rep Incest <3 | +2.98 | 60 | 51 |





