








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 149 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 221 matches | ||
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3498 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,376 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3187 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3612 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2485 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3092 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $683,416 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nib | 54% | 246 |
| #2 | CaluadaN | 53% | 110 |
| #3 | helmut | 53% | 19 |
| #4 | exodus | 50% | 60 |
| #5 | Fred | 47% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | helmut | 53% | 19 |
| #4 | exodus | 50% | 60 |
| #5 | Fred | 47% | 72 |
| #6 | RizaS | 46% | 35 |
| #7 | BluT | 45% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nib | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | BluT | 5 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | CaluadaN | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Fred | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | exodus | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CaluadaN | 325 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #2 | nib | 288 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #3 | BluT | 170 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #4 | Fred | 151 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | exodus | 120 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BluT | +1.69 | 80 | 68 |
| #2 | RizaS | +0.53 | 56 | 59 |
| #3 | Steak aber saftig | +0.39 | 69 | 69 |
| #4 | nib | -0.19 | 80 | 45 |
| #5 | CaluadaN | -0.36 | 54 | 69 |





