








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 550 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 153 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Esplay | 20 matches | 2,055 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2946 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,922 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2925 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1237 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 2528 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2232 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,199,859 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 184 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | semiseko | 65% | 20 |
| #2 | Nice Bass Bro | 64% | 36 |
| #3 | Sopen | 61% | 125 |
| #4 | B O A T | 60% | 20 |
| #5 | julle | 60% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | tH- | 57% | 139 |
| #10 | bajskorv | 56% | 155 |
| #11 | Hugh Janus | 55% | 78 |
| #12 | miksej | 45% | 83 |
| #13 | shagsterr | 41% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | julle | +3.05 | 87 | 70 |
| #2 | Nice Bass Bro | +2.53 | 80 | 73 |
| #3 | Sopen | +2.10 | 75 | 84 |
| #4 | bajskorv | +1.78 | 90 | 48 |
| #5 | shagsterr | +1.16 | 71 | 70 |





