








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2104 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 277 matches | ||
| Premier | 235 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5152 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,417 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8857 | 36% |
| Smokes | 5872 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4493 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 5195 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,492,300 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 227 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | B O A T | 46% | 69 |
| #10 | delxu | 45% | 104 |
| #11 | mister easy business | 45% | 65 |
| #12 | Rööki | 41% | 37 |
| #13 | JutilityPumppu | 27% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tH- | 10 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | Ville | 10 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | Myyrmäen kapteeni | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | delxu | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | B O A T | 4 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tH- | 1374 | 0.13 | 42 min |
| #2 | semiseko | 261 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #3 | Myyrmäen kapteeni | 243 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | delxu | 183 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #5 | jaetkae | 161 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sopen | +2.92 | 75 | 80 |
| #2 | bobi | +1.45 | 68 | 60 |
| #3 | tH- | +1.15 | 54 | 54 |
| #4 | jaetkae | +0.86 | 59 | 84 |
| #5 | Myyrmäen kapteeni | +0.76 | 82 | 62 |





