








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 23 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank |
|---|
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
102 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 427 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 265 | 62% |
| Smokes | 110 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 7 | 2% |
| Molotovs | 45 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $48,179 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ch0zen | 50% | 8 |
| #2 | hehehe siuuu | 45% | 11 |
| #3 | Cereal enthusiast | 44% | 9 |
| #4 | cactus gaming | 43% | 14 |
| #5 | Beyoncé Murray | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ch0zen | 50% | 8 |
| #2 | hehehe siuuu | 45% | 11 |
| #3 | Cereal enthusiast | 44% | 9 |
| #4 | cactus gaming | 43% | 14 |
| #5 | Beyoncé Murray | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cactus gaming | 64 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #2 | Cereal enthusiast | 33 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #3 | ch0zen | 11 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | Beyoncé Murray | 10 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #5 | hehehe siuuu | 5 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beyoncé Murray | +4.55 | 44 | 53 |
| #2 | Cereal enthusiast | +2.29 | 52 | 42 |
| #3 | ch0zen | +1.13 | 88 | 63 |
| #4 | cactus gaming | +1.00 | 73 | 53 |
| #5 | hehehe siuuu | -0.07 | 62 | 13 |





