








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1000 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 575 matches | ||
| Faceit | 136 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 131 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5801 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,509 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7205 | 28% |
| Smokes | 6087 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6514 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5703 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,618,202 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 211 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Incha'Allah peek Taoufiakqc | 46% | 57 |
| #2 | Mellwen | 46% | 367 |
| #3 | Oui_Liaam | 45% | 198 |
| #4 | Eim | 44% | 412 |
| #5 | Nounoute77 | 44% | 419 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nounoute77 | 20 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Mellwen | 15 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Oui_Liaam | 12 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Eim | 11 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Incha'Allah peek Taoufiakqc | 10 | 0.0084 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eim | 1415 | 0.16 | 32 min |
| #2 | Oui_Liaam | 568 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| #3 | Nounoute77 | 523 | 0.06 | 15 min |
| #4 | Mellwen | 296 | 0.04 | 7 min |
| #5 | NiKouMouk | 153 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eim | +1.74 | 66 | 66 |
| #2 | Incha'Allah peek Taoufiakqc | +1.09 | 63 | 60 |
| #3 | Mellwen | +0.75 | 44 | 52 |
| #4 | kanA | +0.29 | 61 | 57 |
| #5 | Oui_Liaam | -0.17 | 39 | 80 |





