








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 602 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 363 matches | ||
| Faceit | 134 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Renown | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 148 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4666 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,472 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2060 | 13% |
| Smokes | 5271 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 3628 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4513 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,225,227 of utility $259 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 444 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Oui_Liaam | 50% | 201 |
| #5 | Nounoute77 | 50% | 345 |
| #6 | NiKouMouk | 49% | 55 |
| #7 | Eim | 48% | 375 |
| #8 | kanA | 46% | 367 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Oui_Liaam | 15 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | kanA | 14 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Nounoute77 | 12 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Eim | 11 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Incha'Allah peek Taoufiakqc | 11 | 0.0074 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eim | 1242 | 0.16 | 28 min |
| #2 | kanA | 960 | 0.12 | 22 min |
| #3 | Oui_Liaam | 549 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #4 | Nounoute77 | 381 | 0.05 | 11 min |
| #5 | Incha'Allah peek Taoufiakqc | 166 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eim | +1.73 | 68 | 66 |
| #2 | Incha'Allah peek Taoufiakqc | +1.11 | 65 | 66 |
| #3 | YeaZz | +0.94 | 66 | 55 |
| #4 | Mellwen | +0.56 | 44 | 52 |
| #5 | kanA | +0.34 | 60 | 57 |





