








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 150 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2089 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,948 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 892 | 30% |
| Smokes | 757 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1071 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 228 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $575,459 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 175 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sonic Gotta Go Fast | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | DuramaxKeel | 62% | 13 |
| #3 | Endzeit | 61% | 36 |
| #4 | Red | 56% | 62 |
| #5 | Duramaxkeel | 55% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sonic Gotta Go Fast | 5 | 0.0139 |
| #2 | Red | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Endzeit | 3 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | DjThatsFresh | 3 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | ♥Bubs♥ | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hektec | +1.77 | 88 | 40 |
| #2 | DjThatsFresh | +1.41 | 80 | 63 |
| #3 | Endzeit | +0.92 | 44 | 61 |
| #4 | Sonic Gotta Go Fast | +0.59 | 40 | 23 |
| #5 | Red | +0.25 | 52 | 63 |





