








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 200 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 202 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2688 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,866 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4644 | 36% |
| Smokes | 3917 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2167 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2138 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $492,722 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 111 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Riaan Cruy Cruy | 69% | 29 |
| #2 | + | 64% | 25 |
| #3 | Cloakd | 58% | 24 |
| #4 | No/Aim™ | 58% | 31 |
| #5 | (Xx7-HaViTxX)-iwnl | 58% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | DTD #DieLoodGieter | 53% | 19 |
| #9 | iChuCky | 50% | 96 |
| #10 | GoodGuyKiwiGeh | 48% | 54 |
| #11 | MtN | 43% | 28 |
| #12 | Sparky™ | 42% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iChuCky | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | Cloakd | 2 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | GoodGuyKiwiGeh | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | No/Aim™ | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | DTD #DieLoodGieter | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iChuCky | 196 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | GoodGuyKiwiGeh | 137 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | No/Aim™ | 130 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #4 | (Xx7-HaViTxX)-iwnl | 122 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #5 | SGT_Ballas_xXx | 102 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SGT_Ballas_xXx | +1.97 | 77 | 49 |
| #2 | + | +1.76 | 81 | 68 |
| #3 | GoodGuyKiwiGeh | +1.44 | 76 | 68 |
| #4 | No/Aim™ | +1.04 | 82 | 82 |
| #5 | Riaan Cruy Cruy | +1.01 | 72 | 63 |





