








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 450 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 179 matches | ||
| Premier | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2612 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,097 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4207 | 38% |
| Smokes | 2085 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2890 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1915 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $280,209 of utility $44 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lvbster | 70% | 27 |
| #2 | iChuCky | 65% | 17 |
| #3 | CyBeR | 58% | 31 |
| #4 | TheDoctor | 53% | 15 |
| #5 | ︻デ 一 Kira | 53% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | TheDoctor | 53% | 15 |
| #5 | ︻デ 一 Kira | 53% | 15 |
| #6 | Champ | 41% | 17 |
| #7 | twitch.tv/xxxmvrxxx | 40% | 15 |
| #8 | Leg1oN | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CyBeR | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | iChuCky | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leg1oN | 183 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #2 | Lvbster | 150 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | CyBeR | 146 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #4 | Champ | 92 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | TheDoctor | 85 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lvbster | +4.55 | 91 | 59 |
| #2 | iChuCky | +2.54 | 81 | 77 |
| #3 | ︻デ 一 Kira | +1.50 | 88 | 42 |
| #4 | Leg1oN | +0.49 | 72 | 70 |
| #5 | CyBeR | +0.31 | 70 | 75 |





