








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1123 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 202 matches | ||
| Faceit | 138 matches | ||
| Wingman | 55 matches | ||
| Renown | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 93 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4489 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,353 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4216 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4591 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4449 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3097 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,304,248 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 87 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | shww | 51% | 180 |
| #7 | rec0n | 49% | 49 |
| #8 | ☆ Playboi Kundi ☆ | 46% | 26 |
| #9 | naBs | 46% | 103 |
| #10 | Shmoogli Bear | 37% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rec0n | +2.65 | 90 | 63 |
| #2 | streeter46 | +0.61 | 84 | 68 |
| #3 | whiffE | +0.31 | 69 | 56 |
| #4 | naBs | -0.14 | 73 | 68 |
| #5 | ☆ Playboi Kundi ☆ | -0.29 | 81 | 67 |





