








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 327 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1337 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,189 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1466 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1571 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 891 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1261 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $236,266 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 57 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Siljeeeh | 100% | 8 |
| #2 | VeleHo | 85% | 34 |
| #3 | ★Zanny | 83% | 24 |
| #4 | Vxiska | 81% | 67 |
| #5 | VilleS | 80% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | OLKWEEE | 67% | 12 |
| #10 | kybe | 56% | 9 |
| #11 | Tapzax | 53% | 17 |
| #12 | Gunzi | 50% | 18 |
| #13 | Grigori Belsky | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grigori Belsky | 8 | 0.0301 |
| #2 | Gunzi | 4 | 0.0114 |
| #3 | Tapzax | 4 | 0.0116 |
| #4 | VilleS | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | VeleHo | 3 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vxiska | 177 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | VilleS | 164 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | VeleHo | 101 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | Grigori Belsky | 94 | 0.35 | 3 min |
| #5 | JAKE | 57 | 0.28 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JAKE | +5.71 | 83 | 68 |
| #2 | ItzMqss | +3.30 | 88 | 71 |
| #3 | Vxiska | +2.15 | 82 | 65 |
| #4 | VeleHo | +2.08 | 85 | 63 |
| #5 | ★Zanny | +2.00 | 86 | 68 |





