








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 917 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 309 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




69 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5087 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,294 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3634 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2612 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4341 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2707 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,425,161 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 907 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tapzax | 56% | 195 |
| #2 | Grigori Belsky | 50% | 304 |
| #3 | rette ☂ | 49% | 110 |
| #4 | Jormatin | 49% | 154 |
| #5 | Janoinen Kalamies | 42% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grigori Belsky | 1676 | 0.26 | 45 min |
| #2 | Tapzax | 594 | 0.14 | 17 min |
| #3 | rette ☂ | 312 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #4 | Jormatin | 247 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #5 | Janoinen Kalamies | 70 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rette ☂ | +2.85 | 84 | 61 |
| #2 | Gunzi | +1.65 | 72 | 57 |
| #3 | Grigori Belsky | +0.77 | 72 | 60 |
| #4 | Tapzax | -1.66 | 67 | 65 |
| #5 | Jormatin | -1.75 | 37 | 60 |





