








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 348 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Faceit | 90 matches | ||
| Wingman | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5037 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,661 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4530 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4312 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2310 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 4509 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,449,917 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1104 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | weine | 76% | 25 |
| #2 | skruubz | 75% | 28 |
| #3 | wyan | 70% | 27 |
| #4 | kowalskey | 69% | 32 |
| #5 | fArt | 69% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xtnkt | 22 | 0.0167 |
| #2 | bango | 21 | 0.0094 |
| #3 | weine | 12 | 0.0273 |
| #4 | traditions | 8 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | cole world | 6 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fArt | 552 | 0.39 | 16 min |
| #2 | bango | 417 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #3 | xtnkt | 332 | 0.25 | 8 min |
| #4 | cole world | 253 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | traditions | 220 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skruubz | +5.69 | 84 | 74 |
| #2 | weine | +3.43 | 81 | 68 |
| #3 | sharp | +2.77 | 83 | 59 |
| #4 | wyan | +2.52 | 90 | 69 |
| #5 | cole world | +2.29 | 68 | 56 |





