








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 54 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 204 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3669 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,724 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2507 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2673 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2649 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1895 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $590,847 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 117 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪SBVツ | 58% | 72 |
| #2 | choppy | 57% | 122 |
| #3 | luremusa | 53% | 36 |
| #4 | KnekT ツ | 49% | 63 |
| #5 | Drynz | 46% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | choppy | 8 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Agent Cooper | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | ✪SBVツ | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | KnekT ツ | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | luremusa | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | choppy | 318 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #2 | ✪SBVツ | 233 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | KnekT ツ | 102 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Agent Cooper | 78 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | CPszn♿♿♿ | 46 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CPszn♿♿♿ | +2.98 | 88 | 57 |
| #2 | Corndip | +2.29 | 85 | 69 |
| #3 | ✪SBVツ | +1.95 | 81 | 63 |
| #4 | choppy | +0.11 | 72 | 54 |
| #5 | Drynz | -1.35 | 65 | 44 |





