








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 362 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 475 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4647 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,543 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6294 | 26% |
| Smokes | 8219 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 5189 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4841 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,464,520 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 381 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | choppy | 53% | 38 |
| #2 | Lorre | 52% | 42 |
| #3 | prebio | 52% | 145 |
| #4 | OaklλnD | 50% | 38 |
| #5 | Aimo | 49% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sindre | 7 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | prebio | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Aimo | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | Corndip | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | OaklλnD | 3 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Corndip | +3.32 | 84 | 68 |
| #2 | Aimo | +2.80 | 81 | 68 |
| #3 | choppy | +1.33 | 75 | 50 |
| #4 | Sindre | +1.31 | 64 | 68 |
| #5 | Lorre | +1.20 | 82 | 58 |





