








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 428 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 145 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4599 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,958 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5464 | 46% |
| Smokes | 2332 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2350 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1812 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $635,683 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 164 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twitch.tv/nahaoki | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | Dank | 55% | 295 |
| #3 | SlightlyDaniel | 54% | 179 |
| #4 | Slove | 52% | 275 |
| #5 | erk | 49% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dnillo | +2.90 | 81 | 67 |
| #2 | Dank | +2.39 | 78 | 61 |
| #3 | twitch.tv/nahaoki | +0.34 | 72 | 48 |
| #4 | Slove | -0.09 | 67 | 76 |
| #5 | SlightlyDaniel | -1.97 | 63 | 57 |





