








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 352 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 145 matches | ||
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4400 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,316 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3820 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3906 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2889 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4701 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,208,125 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 59 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | JFront | 50% | 36 |
| #7 | TK | 48% | 334 |
| #8 | twitch.tv/nahaoki | 48% | 54 |
| #9 | justhoohaa | 47% | 64 |
| #10 | erk | 46% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dank | 26 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Slove | 11 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | justhoohaa | 6 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | TK | 5 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Dnillo | 3 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Slove | 2800 | 0.28 | 84 min |
| #2 | Dank | 1779 | 0.15 | 44 min |
| #3 | Dnillo | 993 | 0.28 | 32 min |
| #4 | TK | 576 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #5 | justhoohaa | 233 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dank | +2.87 | 81 | 63 |
| #2 | Dnillo | +2.58 | 82 | 70 |
| #3 | twitch.tv/nahaoki | +2.30 | 69 | 54 |
| #4 | justhoohaa | +1.25 | 85 | 58 |
| #5 | Slove | +0.38 | 67 | 78 |





