








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 411 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2434 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,273 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3714 | 40% |
| Smokes | 3638 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 1074 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 847 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $303,243 of utility $50 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | SEVYDUDE | 48% | 21 |
| #7 | ClosingArc | 46% | 166 |
| #8 | IceMiyuki | 44% | 27 |
| #9 | Daizr | 42% | 67 |
| #10 | meowmeow | 42% | 214 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daizr | +5.12 | 84 | 62 |
| #2 | VRCHAT WHORE DM ME FOR INQUIRIES | +3.88 | 69 | 40 |
| #3 | SEVYDUDE | +2.66 | 82 | 51 |
| #4 | Ekko | +1.66 | 76 | 61 |
| #5 | Broom | -0.56 | 45 | 66 |





