








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 908 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2751 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,489 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1753 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1093 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1231 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1412 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $555,452 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 31 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | meowmeow | 40% | 139 |
| #6 | ClosingArc | 39% | 67 |
| #7 | off da baba | 31% | 16 |
| #8 | bilbi | 31% | 16 |
| #9 | Broom | 25% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | meowmeow | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | reni | 3 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | AnthonyZ | 2 | 0.0094 |
| #4 | Ekko | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | ClosingArc | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | meowmeow | 1009 | 0.37 | 20 min |
| #2 | Ekko | 236 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #3 | ClosingArc | 144 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | bilbi | 94 | 0.30 | 3 min |
| #5 | Broom | 65 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bilbi | +6.76 | 95 | 60 |
| #2 | Daizr | +4.96 | 83 | 61 |
| #3 | Ekko | -0.64 | 76 | 62 |
| #4 | ClosingArc | -1.77 | 63 | 41 |
| #5 | reni | -1.95 | 35 | 32 |





