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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 52 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 190 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 92 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4415 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,135 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5423 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4542 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5322 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2848 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,940,796 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 717 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Donkee | 69% | 39 |
| #2 | bast froman | 58% | 114 |
| #3 | jorge | 56% | 239 |
| #4 | wocky slush 4L | 55% | 125 |
| #5 | dragonboss | 52% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jorge | 45 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | wocky slush 4L | 15 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | dragonboss | 14 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | bast froman | 14 | 0.0059 |
| #5 | CornBread | 11 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jorge | +3.38 | 77 | 65 |
| #2 | dragonboss | +2.00 | 68 | 59 |
| #3 | LKozi | +1.63 | 56 | 64 |
| #4 | bast froman | +0.86 | 71 | 65 |
| #5 | wocky slush 4L | -0.25 | 44 | 69 |





