








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 285 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2403 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,553 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3674 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3653 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2638 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2588 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $924,174 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 93 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | LKozi | 58% | 114 |
| #5 | jorge | 53% | 195 |
| #6 | dragonboss | 50% | 115 |
| #7 | wocky slush 4L | 47% | 134 |
| #8 | CornBread | 47% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jorge | 583 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #2 | wocky slush 4L | 445 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #3 | dragonboss | 373 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #4 | LKozi | 349 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #5 | gweg | 138 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jorge | +2.84 | 77 | 62 |
| #2 | 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖉 | +2.59 | 83 | 54 |
| #3 | dragonboss | +2.17 | 69 | 55 |
| #4 | LKozi | +1.19 | 52 | 63 |
| #5 | bast froman | +0.69 | 69 | 64 |





