








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 229 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2350 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,926 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3273 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2412 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1614 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2627 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $432,660 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 43 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lancet | 67% | 58 |
| #2 | LSKChan (CS2) | 63% | 32 |
| #3 | Niko #teamtojo | 55% | 20 |
| #4 | Ongo Gablogian | 50% | 16 |
| #5 | goku marine ✝☪✡ | 47% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | goku marine ✝☪✡ | 380 | 0.25 | 9 min |
| #2 | Lancet | 105 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | LSKChan (CS2) | 86 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | Veni | 83 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | family guy im chris | 72 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chadwicc | +6.23 | 83 | 61 |
| #2 | Lancet | +5.04 | 88 | 53 |
| #3 | Ongo Gablogian | +3.74 | 83 | 52 |
| #4 | Niko #teamtojo | +2.47 | 58 | 41 |
| #5 | LSKChan (CS2) | +2.15 | 77 | 75 |





