








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 306 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




94 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3725 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,442 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 825 | 24% |
| Smokes | 199 | 6% |
| HE Grenades | 1892 | 55% |
| Molotovs | 526 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $338,937 of utility $39 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 219 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | goku marine ✝☪✡ | 1326 | 0.24 | 30 min |
| #2 | fork | 186 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #3 | mrbatboy27 | 145 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #4 | family guy im chris | 133 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #5 | #DARKWOKE | 116 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Niko #teamtojo | +3.27 | 58 | 38 |
| #2 | family guy im chris | +1.71 | 55 | 51 |
| #3 | mrbatboy27 | +1.60 | 55 | 41 |
| #4 | fork | +1.55 | 79 | 63 |
| #5 | a lg bokeγ | +1.23 | 58 | 59 |





