








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 638 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 683 matches | ||
| Faceit | 107 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9792 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,472 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2142 | 12% |
| Smokes | 4135 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6697 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 4498 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,703,293 of utility $207 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1202 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dodoman109 | 48% | 52 |
| #2 | nuck | 46% | 81 |
| #3 | Hawx | 42% | 158 |
| #4 | RusTiK | 39% | 66 |
| #5 | DrTriforce | 39% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | nuck | 46% | 81 |
| #3 | Hawx | 42% | 158 |
| #4 | RusTiK | 39% | 66 |
| #5 | DrTriforce | 39% | 79 |
| #6 | ManiacFormula | 39% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hawx | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | ManiacFormula | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | nuck | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | RusTiK | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Dodoman109 | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hawx | 691 | 0.21 | 19 min |
| #2 | RusTiK | 341 | 0.23 | 9 min |
| #3 | nuck | 282 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #4 | DrTriforce | 175 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | ManiacFormula | 121 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hawx | +1.86 | 87 | 60 |
| #2 | Vandyno | +0.01 | 66 | 42 |
| #3 | RusTiK | -0.45 | 63 | 67 |
| #4 | nuck | -0.51 | 67 | 61 |
| #5 | Dodoman109 | -0.79 | 51 | 50 |





