








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 227 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 356 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5201 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,589 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4006 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4480 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3232 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3871 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,994,415 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 58 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.Worldwide | 60% | 50 |
| #2 | läheb andmiseks | 56% | 32 |
| #3 | simmo | 49% | 277 |
| #4 | Erk! | 48% | 206 |
| #5 | shamash ジ | 48% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | nEmd. | 47% | 36 |
| #7 | τ4nel ⚠ | 44% | 52 |
| #8 | Habibi | 43% | 148 |
| #9 | Atomso | 42% | 67 |
| #10 | best teamwork | 41% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Erk! | 17 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | simmo | 10 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | best teamwork | 7 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | Atomso | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | τ4nel ⚠ | 4 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Erk! | 803 | 0.19 | 22 min |
| #2 | Habibi | 441 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | simmo | 424 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #4 | best teamwork | 291 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #5 | Atomso | 215 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | τ4nel ⚠ | +1.50 | 61 | 62 |
| #2 | best teamwork | +1.02 | 62 | 66 |
| #3 | Erk! | +0.92 | 65 | 69 |
| #4 | El Cappuccino (KELK) | +0.86 | 50 | 55 |
| #5 | läheb andmiseks | +0.45 | 63 | 72 |





