








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2743 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1345 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 251 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




77 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12576 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 78,934 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 22727 | 29% |
| Smokes | 20292 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 17410 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 18505 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,508,423 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3710 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Latency666 | 60% | 88 |
| #2 | nEmd. | 48% | 119 |
| #3 | simmo | 47% | 148 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Latency666 | 60% | 88 |
| #2 | nEmd. | 48% | 119 |
| #3 | simmo | 47% | 148 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nEmd. | 8 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Latency666 | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | simmo | 3 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Latency666 | 380 | 0.20 | 13 min |
| #2 | simmo | 216 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #3 | nEmd. | 211 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Atomso | +0.33 | 51 | 75 |
| #2 | nEmd. | +0.08 | 44 | 71 |
| #3 | Latency666 | -0.11 | 43 | 71 |
| #4 | simmo | -0.68 | 63 | 68 |





