








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 52 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
436 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,201 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 454 | 38% |
| Smokes | 361 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 282 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 104 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $241,732 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xLoriki | 61% | 36 |
| #2 | iCer | 55% | 38 |
| #3 | pushin 30 | 53% | 59 |
| #4 | āļ | 52% | 21 |
| #5 | szybki oczywiÅcie | 51% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | szybki oczywiÅcie | 51% | 70 |
| #6 | Itachi Uchiha | 50% | 8 |
| #7 | Mabyh | 38% | 26 |
| #8 | cezary | 38% | 8 |
| #9 | BOT MichaÅ | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | szybki oczywiÅcie | 8 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | xLoriki | 3 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | pushin 30 | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Mabyh | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | āļ | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | szybki oczywiÅcie | 260 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #2 | pushin 30 | 254 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #3 | xLoriki | 159 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #4 | iCer | 123 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | Mabyh | 46 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xLoriki | +3.49 | 66 | 64 |
| #2 | szybki oczywiÅcie | +3.32 | 74 | 48 |
| #3 | pushin 30 | +1.89 | 71 | 71 |
| #4 | Itachi Uchiha | +1.28 | 72 | 35 |
| #5 | iCer | +0.07 | 64 | 49 |





