








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 322 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 51 matches | ||
| Premier | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4261 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,155 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6132 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5971 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3467 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 4585 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $333,682 of utility $36 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 514 | 53% | 59 |
| #2 | RAWSTYLE TO YOUR MIND | 52% | 23 |
| #3 | rekt | 50% | 270 |
| #4 | āļ | 49% | 118 |
| #5 | xLoriki | 49% | 237 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rekt | 27 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | Mabyh | 13 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | iCer | 11 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | xLoriki | 9 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | āļ | 6 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rekt | 1005 | 0.18 | 27 min |
| #2 | xLoriki | 1001 | 0.21 | 25 min |
| #3 | iCer | 661 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| #4 | Mabyh | 323 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #5 | āļ | 288 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rekt | +2.87 | 76 | 54 |
| #2 | đ eduardo | +2.48 | 75 | 69 |
| #3 | xLoriki | +1.50 | 64 | 64 |
| #4 | 4MMC - Skurwysynu Tego ChcÄ | -0.13 | 77 | 44 |
| #5 | simplykemi | -1.24 | 52 | 58 |





