








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 157 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 59 matches | ||
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3362 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,070 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4168 | 38% |
| Smokes | 2084 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2241 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2577 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $603,860 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | 𝄒 eduardo | 49% | 237 |
| #7 | ඞ | 47% | 83 |
| #8 | Mabyh | 46% | 114 |
| #9 | simplykemi | 44% | 43 |
| #10 | Puchacz 1 | 43% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rekt | 17 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | 𝄒 eduardo | 16 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Mabyh | 7 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | iCer | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | ඞ | 3 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝄒 eduardo | 1040 | 0.21 | 28 min |
| #2 | rekt | 648 | 0.18 | 18 min |
| #3 | iCer | 541 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #4 | ඞ | 202 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | Mabyh | 179 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rekt | +2.68 | 77 | 55 |
| #2 | 𝄒 eduardo | +2.34 | 74 | 69 |
| #3 | xLoriki | +1.57 | 64 | 65 |
| #4 | 4MMC - Skurwysynu Tego Chcę | -0.23 | 79 | 46 |
| #5 | simplykemi | -0.94 | 50 | 55 |





