








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 163 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
877 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,704 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 347 | 20% |
| Smokes | 561 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 539 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 257 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $246,452 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 480 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Gamer | 40% | 10 |
| #13 | Durandal | 38% | 8 |
| #14 | GamerGirlFart | 38% | 40 |
| #15 | Comf | 36% | 14 |
| #16 | walt wertzel | 9% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dash | 15 | 0.0143 |
| #2 | lulzxdd | 7 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Chlo | 5 | 0.0102 |
| #4 | erik :] | 4 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | GamerGirlFart | 3 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dash | 216 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #2 | lulzxdd | 193 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | Chlo | 141 | 0.29 | 3 min |
| #4 | Laurence | 115 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #5 | NotAGiraffe | 77 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dash | +6.07 | 87 | 71 |
| #2 | Chlo | +5.79 | 80 | 77 |
| #3 | lulzxdd | +3.27 | 73 | 57 |
| #4 | erik :] | +0.66 | 65 | 56 |
| #5 | PETRMODE | -0.73 | 58 | 47 |





