








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 14 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1240 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,538 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1073 | 30% |
| Smokes | 667 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 948 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 850 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $387,587 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ThatOneGuy12 | 52% | 81 |
| #4 | Blue Ribbon | 52% | 33 |
| #5 | sawb | 47% | 49 |
| #6 | marc | 43% | 49 |
| #7 | Benji | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThatOneGuy12 | 169 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | sawb | 145 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | marc | 100 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | Blue Ribbon | 88 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | Benji | 14 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Benji | +3.69 | 74 | 38 |
| #2 | marc | +3.47 | 89 | 68 |
| #3 | sawb | +1.81 | 81 | 58 |
| #4 | ThatOneGuy12 | +0.06 | 70 | 67 |
| #5 | Mr. right this minute | -0.81 | 77 | 49 |





