








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 151 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4284 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,845 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2882 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2307 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2172 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2484 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,210,052 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 279 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Blue Ribbon | 57% | 72 |
| #6 | sawb | 56% | 320 |
| #7 | ThatOneGuy12 | 54% | 156 |
| #8 | zero$ | 54% | 48 |
| #9 | Mr. right this minute | 43% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sawb | 962 | 0.15 | 24 min |
| #2 | ThatOneGuy12 | 279 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #3 | zero$ | 171 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #4 | Blue Ribbon | 157 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | stas | 102 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marc | +4.14 | 89 | 71 |
| #2 | sawb | +1.40 | 82 | 58 |
| #3 | stas | +1.06 | 85 | 53 |
| #4 | Benji | +0.86 | 75 | 39 |
| #5 | zero$ | +0.51 | 77 | 65 |





