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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 341 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3578 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,907 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3206 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3974 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4700 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 3027 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,023,822 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 530 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | 1nniXtreffer | 47% | 30 |
| #9 | ez ~ kq | 46% | 24 |
| #10 | IDK | 43% | 51 |
| #11 | Jurii | 42% | 104 |
| #12 | yamakyo | 42% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JapaneseMuscle | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | zMilad | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Jurii | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | IDK | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | yamakyo | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DaL. | +5.83 | 89 | 55 |
| #2 | Dallmayr | +5.29 | 92 | 50 |
| #3 | faxn | +1.67 | 77 | 67 |
| #4 | yamakyo | +0.59 | 66 | 53 |
| #5 | JapaneseMuscle | +0.43 | 52 | 74 |





