








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 163 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 198 matches | ||
| Wingman | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2593 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,764 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2137 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1140 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 1271 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2216 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $638,638 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 236 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dunduks | 57% | 46 |
| #2 | bampot | 56% | 25 |
| #3 | Kald The Dullahan | 53% | 49 |
| #4 | Darkind | 51% | 51 |
| #5 | Benno | 48% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Benno | 235 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | Darkind | 147 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | bampot | 80 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | Kald The Dullahan | 57 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Dunduks | 26 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dunduks | +3.97 | 38 | 16 |
| #2 | Kald The Dullahan | +1.64 | 67 | 39 |
| #3 | Meth-AnKretmine | +0.99 | 28 | 52 |
| #4 | Darkind | +0.69 | 50 | 40 |
| #5 | Benno | -0.03 | 46 | 56 |





