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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 135 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 43 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
488 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,440 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 267 | 19% |
| Smokes | 316 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 454 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 403 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $361,729 of utility $303 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | OlafOfDoom | 37% | 19 |
| #8 | Mort | 33% | 3 |
| #9 | Belia | 33% | 6 |
| #10 | Lopyyyyyy. | 20% | 5 |
| #11 | Nayla | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LND | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | OlafOfDoom | 1 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Skipper | 1 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | BravoFratello | 1 | 0.0122 |
| #5 | Weed Warrior | 1 | 0.0169 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BravoFratello | +5.92 | 93 | 53 |
| #2 | Weed Warrior | +3.22 | 96 | 43 |
| #3 | LND | +2.96 | 69 | 69 |
| #4 | OlafOfDoom | +1.87 | 78 | 63 |
| #5 | Lopyyyyyy. | +0.18 | 68 | 70 |





