








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 189 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1262 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,880 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2257 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1648 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1164 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 811 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $234,205 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 208 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Davrho//C\\ | 59% | 56 |
| #4 | Wataguan | 56% | 25 |
| #5 | Stefujr | 56% | 9 |
| #6 | heittoS | 55% | 22 |
| #7 | nexu | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Davrho//C\\ | 6 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | heittoS | 3 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | ADHDplay lörris | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Davrho//C\\ | 285 | 0.23 | 9 min |
| #2 | ADHDplay lörris | 169 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #3 | Wataguan | 106 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #4 | nexu | 31 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | Stefujr | 25 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Davrho//C\\ | +2.50 | 82 | 68 |
| #2 | ADHDplay lörris | +1.04 | 73 | 66 |
| #3 | SH4FT | +0.60 | 39 | 71 |
| #4 | Wataguan | +0.40 | 67 | 76 |
| #5 | heittoS | +0.20 | 71 | 56 |





